Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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