belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Randomize
