hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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