ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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