Quick, to the slutcave!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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