Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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