Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Dick very happy bro
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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