But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He had one of those small greek statue penises
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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