is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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