Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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