he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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