she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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