i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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