Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That accounts for only three of the penises
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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