your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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