Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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