i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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