Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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