My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
porn star boner night. come get it.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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