Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"

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(305): View more from Florida

nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups

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(703): View more from Virginia

I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze

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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.

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I was judging you.

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(209): View more from California

So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility

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(323): View more from California

My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.

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Prepare the pitchfork.

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