All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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