that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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