We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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