Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
