ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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