You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Found your dick twin last night
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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