Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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