we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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