Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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