she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
