I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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