if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I love having hate sex.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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