We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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