shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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