i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
whose ass print is on the piano?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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