I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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