she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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