As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize