my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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