also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
