There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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