But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The maid of honor just puked.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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