Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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