You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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