you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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