She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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