You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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