There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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