you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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