they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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