Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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