I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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