Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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