New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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