i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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