You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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