Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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