I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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