Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
being pregnant is like rehab
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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